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A sole king sulking.

That’s “unheard dove."

The alphabet.

Envelope.

A handful.

A wishing well.

Use an elevator.

Because he was ‘poured’ and the food was ‘rich.’

Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs!

The puddle was out of sync, and the history book couldn’t keep up with the times, so only the
ruler was in line.

Disturbing the piece.

The fur, because he turned around and found a way (Wafer, get it?). The bee was too buzzy (busy), the rope got tied up with something, and the phone got hung up too many times.

They won’t know the answer because they are two egg ’n’ a runt.

“Time flies!” (Yeah, a little lame.)

A mew-sician.

Triumph!

A 2 E Z test!

Ketchup!

Four, because the preschoolers don’t count yet.

Fast, because his feet didn’t break.

An environmentalist, because he sorts out all the bugs.

A “not-he” boy.

Because he is an heir. (isn’t here)

Cherry; pear. (Chair repair)

The spider, cause it has more eyes. (ice)

Because they are doubles. A double is twice as much as the number, which makes the number… have a fit. (Half of it, get it? }88{ )

Boxing, cause they always make a square deal; envelopes are sometimes obtuse.

An empty hole (M.T. whole)

They go into the median because they are two left. (too left)

Riddles

I was going through some old stuff and found these. I'll post the answers later.

A bunch of crosspatch monarchs have a meeting, then all of them leave except one. What is that one called?
What do you call a singing dove in a soundproof box?
What English word has the most letters in it?
What begins with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?
How many wrinkles are on an old person’s hand?
What is it called when you offer your congratulations to someone?
How do you drop an egg 100 ft. without breaking it?
Why was the water jealous of the food?
A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse with a peaked roof. Which side does the egg roll off?
A puddle, a ruler, and a history book were arguing about who was the most stylish. Who was, and why?
What crime is committed when someone tips their king over in chess?
A bee, a rope, a telephone, and a fur were planning to go to a cookie party. Only one made it. Which was it, and why?
What happens when you ask an undersized mutt sucking two eggs a question?
What did the professor say when his alarm clock flew out the window?
What did the kitten want to be when he grew up?
What is it called when three umpires show up for one game?
You have a test coming up about Electricity, English, and Zoology. What kind of a test is this?
What is it called when the last runner in a race passes the first runner?
There are four first-graders in a classroom. They have five preschoolers come visit. Now how many children are there in the classroom?
A man fell out of tree, broke his arm and sprained an ankle. He limped to his car, then drove himself to the hospital. Was the man a fast driver or a slow driver?
Who’s a technician’s best friend?
What’s the wrong boy called?
Why do you always start royal meetings without the prince?
What kinds of fruit are good for broken furniture?
Which is colder, a frog or a spider?
Why do numbers hate numbers equal to them?
What is more dependably honest, envelope packaging or boxing?
What is it called when all the Microsoft Techies get together?
Three cars are in the far left lane of a four-lane street divided by a median. One car turns into the right lane. What happens to the other cars?

Internet Safety In and Out

With the constant influx of new material onto the Internet, community, family and individual safety can no longer be maintained by a one-sided approach. We must step up the pressure for international laws penalizing the authors of soul-numbing Internet trash: I refer chiefly to pornography. At the bare minimum, we must insist that morally controversial material be easily filterable by requiring it to bear a distinctive tag (such as .xxx). At the same time, we must intensify our commitment to a personal moral standard so that we can recognize and leave dangerous and corrupting sites instantly. Only a serious, sustained effort on both the individual and the community front will be enough to overcome the undesirable effects of a bottomless fountain of digital information.

Changing Style; Changing Society

The bazaar style of programming is a huge step not only in the history of software development, but in the history of society. It capitalizes on curiosity, diversity, and innovation in a world-wide community. Anyone with skills and interest can make a meaningful contribution, and all benefit. In the anti-trust fights of the last century, individual Americans came to value the individual over the corporate interests. In the new century, social phenomena like the bazaar style of programming will increasingly blur the distinction between corporate and individual interests.

Link to the Cathedral and the Bazaar:
http://catb.org/~esr/writings/cathedral-bazaar/cathedral-bazaar/index.html

Out with the Old; In with the New

Not surprisingly, music distributing corporations have developed over time a business model that maximizes their own profits. Lawsuits over free file-sharing provide a great opportunity to revisit that model. I believe that music diversity and individual artistic freedom would be best served by revising copyright law so that an artist’s work is licensed to the artist and not the sponsoring corporation. Technology means change for everything, including outdated business models.

Read a deeper analysis from The Ornery American.

Help Launch the Internet Safety Wiki

In the same vein as wikipedia, the Internet Safety Wiki is set up for us to share what we already know with others. Over time, this will become a valuable resource. This is your invite to come aboard and bring your friends.

http://www.wiki.internetsafetypodcast.com/

Universal Truths in a Flat World

Friedman ultimately concludes that the underpinning of the “flat” platform for global collaboration is trust. America is currently ahead of the game because of the environment of trust that has been fostered over the years (see p.334). However, all players could lose the flat platform if enough people turn their creativity to evil purpose. “Nuclear terrorism … would unflatten the world permanently,” writes Friedman (p. 603).

What should we do about it? First, we should make a concerted, determined effort to stamp out nuclear proliferation. Second, we should make a concerted, determined effort to “influence the imagination and intentions” that cause terrorism and nuclear proliferation.

Will capitalist arguments be strong enough to win potential terrorists over? While certainly part of the answer, money is not the complete solution. The key message to instill and proclaim is the same message given to Moses, thousands of years ago: “Love the Lord thy God with all thine heart” and “love thy neighbor as thyself” (Deuteronomy 6:5; Leviticus 19:18).

If our god is money or world dominance, we will never achieve lasting benefits for ourselves or our children, on any platform. The true key to America’s success is loyalty to our founding virtues, and to the God of this land. We should use the global platform to help make life better for people here and everywhere; but we should also remember that we will lose all if we drift from our foundations.

Read a summary of the book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_is_Flat